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Send us your bad business idea pics.

Using our proprietary and extremely slick high-concept Dojoloader you too can send us pictures of the most abysmal ideas in business ever perpetrated on this great capitalist nation of ours. That’s right, our little piece of techno-perfection, manufactured by CEOs for CEOs (trademarked as FCBC and pronounced ‘fuc-buc’) represents about a dozen million trillion dollars of chit-chat between four-martini egos jetting from five-star lunches in one red state after another.

So! What will help your chances of your own bad business IPO on Illegal Dojo?

• It must be a business.
• The yuks must have an appeal that extends beyond someone’s strange surname. Indeed, dr. Tickel is a bit funny yes, but will he find a spot on our (Mis)Fortune 500? Not bloody likely.

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